We’ve Come To The End Of The Road

Well, sadly we’ve come to the end of the 2008 regular season. Our beloved Cardinals did not make the playoff for the second year in a row. But just like last year, it wasn’t without them doing everything they could to play in October. The player’s that is. The front office & coaching staff let [...]

Ladies And Gentleman

I give you your 2008 St. Louis Cardinals bullpen

Nuff said

Just When You Think You’ve Seen Everything

Aaron F’ing Miles does the unimaginable.
Unfreakingbelieveable
His name is Aaron F’ing Miles. And he is a ball player.
Bring on the Brew Crew.

A Season On The Brink

Well that was a fun 4th of July weekend wasn’t it? Every one enjoy the fireworks, BBQ’s & picnics? Wasn’t watching the Cardinals take care of those north side losers just awesome? I mean the way the O ate “Big Z” alive Friday night, and then beat those two soft tossing lefty’s into the [...]

Elvis Has Left The Building

Truly this is a sad day in Cardinal Nation. Because you see, our loudest pro Cardinal voice in the media has gone silent. Will Leitch has left his position as editor of Deadspin for bigger & supposedly better things. (New York Magazine? Are you F’king kidding me Will? Are you sure that’s even a real [...]

Momma’s, Please Let Your Boys Grow Up To Be MLB Ball Players

I wish I had some thing good to say tonight about the Cardinals & their just concluded series vs the F’Ing Royals. The starting pitching was really good. There, that’s the only good thing I can say about the Red Birds. So instead of rehashing that mess, and looking forward to the fun that awaits [...]

18-11

18-11. That’s the Cardinals win loss record for the month of April. Those 18 wins are a record for the month of April. I told you the “experts” had no idea just how good the Cardinals were going to be.

There Are More Important Things In Life Than Baseball

HOLY CRAP. It has been over two months since my last entry. WOW. I had no idea it had been that long. That’s a pretty shocking title for a baseball blog. I know what you’re thinking, WTF Jonny? What could be more important than baseball and the St. Louis Cardinals? Well, I promise you, once [...]

Que The Musical Montage

Time to turn out the lights. The party is over. Finally after six long, tragic & disastrous months the season from hell is over for our beloved St. Louis Cardinals. They finished the season on a high note winning five games in a row. They went down swinging & went out winners. They never quit [...]

Behold The Power Of The Bobblehead

It was Yadier Molina Bobblehead Doll night last night at Busch Stadium. And YADDA used the power & the magic of his bobblehead to help give the Cards only their 5th win this month.